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(no subject) [Jul. 15th, 2010|07:02 pm]
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  • 09:03 I've had the 'rabbit troope sucks' episode (and esp the song) from #home_movies stuck in my head all morning #
  • 09:24 Brendon try these leaves; they're poisonous #
  • 11:26 Apart from protagonists; what do Batman, Spiderman, Harry Potter, Luke Skywalker, Superman, & Murderface have in common? They are #orphans #
  • 14:15 #speedypcb classic case of ‘you get what you pay for’ steer clear unless you don’t care if your #PCBs take forever to be built. #
  • 14:35 Afternoon #coffee is almost as good as morning coffee ^_^ #
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(no subject) [Jul. 14th, 2010|07:02 pm]
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  • 08:54 i have an interview with a new company in an hour...getting excited. #

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(no subject) [Jul. 13th, 2010|07:02 pm]
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  • 08:46 #coworker of mine just walked up to me with latex gloves on & asked if I was here for the prostate exam.Lmao. I asked if he ever served time #
  • 11:39 reading #FML for my lunch break, lifting my self esteem. #MLIA #
  • 16:18 @tonyhawk so fitting #
  • 16:21 @someecards lmao (too soon for some?) #
  • 17:09 Omfg ive been in #traffic over a half hour and im not even off m14 #
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(no subject) [Jul. 12th, 2010|07:02 pm]
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  • 11:30 started writing a #comic with my friend Phil. Remembering story writing 101 ftw!! More on that story as it develops...No pun intended lol. #
  • 12:23 #Bazinga! More reason for her not to be around...ever RT @politicususa Bill O’Reilly Humiliates Sarah Palin on Fox News bit.ly/bkNG5N #
  • 15:49 @WilliamShatner twitpic.com/24qyf2 - lmao amazing, didn't know you were being literal! #
  • 15:50 tired of looking over notes from months ago trying to figure out where my supervisor screwed up his digital logic. WTB magic fix it wand plz #
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(no subject) [Jul. 11th, 2010|07:02 pm]
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  • 18:29 Been watcing the harry potter marathon with my daughter. She is glued to it! Prisoner of Azkahban just finished and she keeps saying"more!" #
  • 22:01 Just remembered im missing out on mpcon this weekend. Oh well, my kids totally trump it #
  • 22:07 StarCraft II Phase Two Beta Video bit.ly/d187LP totally getting geeked about this, looking forward to the end of july #
  • 10:28 Why hasn't anyone made "Beverly Hills Robocop" yet? #
  • 16:48 Pool party time!!! #
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(no subject) [Jul. 10th, 2010|07:02 pm]
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  • 18:37 An Albainian classmate of mine just compared me to Karl Marx because of my beard. #

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(no subject) [Jul. 9th, 2010|07:03 pm]
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  • 18:55 I just realized that i have 22 weeks left of school including breaks. #
  • 12:14 13 songs from the first half of 2010 that deserve a listen tinyurl.com/2eog9l6 #
  • 14:20 i've added my beard to my organ donor card. #
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(no subject) [Jul. 7th, 2010|07:02 pm]
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  • 16:02 Over heard a co-worker’s argument ending with, “okay, I’ll do it…but I’m going to haunt you in your dreams!” #

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(no subject) [Jul. 6th, 2010|07:01 pm]
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  • 11:15 a co-worker of mine just activated a computer that sounds like Ed-209. If it was armed I'd be worried. #
  • 11:41 The BP/Government police state shar.es/mUwzo #
  • 11:45 RT @TelegraphNews Divorce 'is contagious' bit.ly/c36EYt #
  • 12:14 Games as adult content sends shock waves through the gaming industry bit.ly/cGkAVf #
  • 17:06 Trying to take plymouth rd home was the WRONG idea. #
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(no subject) [Jul. 4th, 2010|07:00 pm]
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  • 22:38 Just got home from mom's bon fire where the mosquitos were trying to drink my rum. About to watch the crazis and or wolfman. Wtb netflix plz #
  • 00:52 Aside a few times where i couldnt see shit. I liked 'the crazies' for a zombie flick #
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(no subject) [Jul. 2nd, 2010|07:02 pm]
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  • 09:44 I severely under estimated my need for pepto in the office today. Fml #
  • 13:02 i made this during my lunch break twitpic.com/21tca5 #
  • 13:12 I just read an article Cathrine wont like. Capone on aint it cool news is calling 'Avatar: the last airbender' a hate crime against thos ... #
  • 13:13 He called it a hate crime against those who love film #facepalm forgot about 140 character limit #
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(no subject) [Jun. 30th, 2010|07:02 pm]
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  • 15:16 In a single tweet, I could write ‘bored’ 28 times, without spaces or 23.4 times with spacing…wtb fast forward button IRL. #

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(no subject) [Jun. 29th, 2010|07:02 pm]
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  • 21:00 Another night where im practically tutoring my classmates #
  • 10:02 Its days like today i wish i wasnt couped up in a lab :-/ #
  • 15:52 Grats #Tesla Motors, second highest US IPO ftw! Cost/share is higher than thought now work on making it cheaper on.mktw.net/dyHujY #
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(no subject) [Jun. 28th, 2010|07:03 pm]
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  • 13:38 it may be circuitry, but I like the idea that I'm getting paid to draw all day :-) #

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(no subject) [Jun. 27th, 2010|07:02 pm]
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  • 09:22 I can has prezents nao?! #

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(no subject) [Jun. 24th, 2010|07:03 pm]
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  • 15:14 I successfully worked "hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia" into another conversation, this time during lunch with co-workers. #
  • 17:00 I just got an honors certificate for having a 3.67 GPA last semester. #
  • 17:26 FRAK! The homework i stayed up late last night doing is actually due next week. This is news to me. #
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(no subject) [Jun. 23rd, 2010|07:04 pm]
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  • 12:20 Incase you havent seen #sportscenter Donovan scored & USA continues in the cup. Thanks Donovan for prolonging drinking before noon as a norm #
  • 14:24 Feels like an eternity before i get out of work. #
  • 14:35 Keeping an eye on the fifa site for play by play text of Germany v Ghana. Im hoping Germany wins #
  • 14:59 And by song i mean album #
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(no subject) [Jun. 22nd, 2010|07:04 pm]
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  • 13:23 Holy heck. Some company rep just called me about a $18k bill that wasnt paid. Made by a different dept that i had nothing to do with at all #
  • 16:52 Light is out at six and northville rd. Slow traffic is slooooow #
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(no subject) [Jun. 21st, 2010|07:02 pm]
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(no subject) [Jun. 20th, 2010|07:02 pm]
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  • 20:49 Watching top 25 man vs wild. Almost threw up when i saw Bear chew a grub and its guts exploded everywhere #Discoverychannel #

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(no subject) [Jun. 19th, 2010|07:02 pm]
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  • 14:07 Date day so far has ben lunch, putt putt, go carts and now toy story...we're playing today totally by ear and i love it! #
  • 15:09 Holy Totorro cameo #
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(no subject) [Jun. 18th, 2010|07:02 pm]
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  • 20:06 Bunch of people arguing over math on the white board. I have a headache. #

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(no subject) [Jun. 17th, 2010|07:05 pm]
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  • 09:20 White board at work asked what our fav football moment was. I wrote "zinedine zidane headbutting jochen kientz" #
  • 11:56 after the 'little people' comment, i'm surprised Carl-Henric Svanberg (BP president) doesn't have his head detached from his body #
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(no subject) [Jun. 15th, 2010|07:02 pm]
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  • 19:39 Group activity at school. My team won. Our prize is going home earlier than the other team #

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(no subject) [Jun. 13th, 2010|07:02 pm]
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  • 09:43 My daughter is captivated by the Alice in Wonderland dvd :-) #

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(no subject) [Jun. 12th, 2010|07:02 pm]
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  • 00:17 Weird to see They Live on AMC. #
  • 14:21 @denae i thought auto-tune was to music what photoshop is to pictures. #
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(no subject) [Jun. 10th, 2010|07:01 pm]
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  • 08:47 Last night I got prestige mode in #cod #mw2 and I realize how much I miss every thing. Im making great progress now that Im not WoWing. #
  • 10:48 Slow day is going by sloooooooooowly #
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(no subject) [Jun. 9th, 2010|07:03 pm]
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  • 16:11 My supervisor thought the circuit board i made where i made all the labels in klingon was funny. #

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(no subject) [Jun. 7th, 2010|07:03 pm]
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  • 12:31 Ew. Coworker just gave me the worst tasting candy ive ever had. There was a really strong after taste. Also they look like rocks. #

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(no subject) [Jun. 4th, 2010|07:02 pm]
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  • 10:14 I need to stop spending money if im gunna afford that house. #

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(no subject) [Jun. 3rd, 2010|07:02 pm]
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  • 12:32 *Sigh* four more hours of work. I should have stayed in bed today. #
  • 16:59 just made some soft pretzels. OMG salt! #
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(no subject) [May. 30th, 2010|07:03 pm]
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  • 07:54 Watching scooby with kids. Still think its awesome the ramones are one the soundtrack.. #
  • 16:59 My daughters new toy is my old nintendo zapper (light gun). I feel like some kind of cycle is complete #
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(no subject) [May. 29th, 2010|07:02 pm]
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  • 19:57 Voluntold to help mom fix her internet. Time to call India. Its times like this i wish i were a r tard so i wouldnt be expected to fix stuff #
  • 02:29 I'm really anxious about tomorrow. Afraid of bombing my final for adv circuit analysis. Upside is its my last final of the semester. #
  • 09:09 Fractions speak louder than words #
  • 09:59 Earned the achievement [The Siege of Ulduar (10 player)].: Earned the achievement The Siege of Ulduar (10 pl... tinyurl.com/3anxms2 #
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(no subject) [May. 28th, 2010|07:02 pm]
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  • 19:15 The guy sitting next to me is being critizied by his mother for eatting a mint before dinner lol #

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(no subject) [May. 26th, 2010|07:01 pm]
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  • 18:14 The vid for my final was sooooo quiet! Seemed to go well though. Also my school is having a wii tennis tourney later. #
  • 16:19 If you want a jack hammer the construction crew outside my office just left theirs on the ground #
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(no subject) [May. 25th, 2010|07:01 pm]
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  • 12:59 Walked to the bank during lunch break. With a few min of sit down for lunch it was about 40min round trip #

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(no subject) [May. 23rd, 2010|07:02 pm]
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  • 10:32 Omw to see more houses for sale with an agent thats a total noob. Gf of awesomeness already viewed some to get me better pics and info. #
  • 11:41 2nd house was way better than first. Practically nothing wrong with it. Backyard and basement were great. First one needed lots of repair. #
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(no subject) [May. 22nd, 2010|07:03 pm]
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  • 13:52 My gf likes when i play mw2 instead of wow bc im not up til three in the morning lol #

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(no subject) [May. 21st, 2010|07:05 pm]
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  • 18:49 Todays class was doing half of the final we are supposed to do/finish next week. Omw home after talking about it with class mates #
  • 19:43 Retarring job for the apt smells terrible. #
  • 20:22 Prepairing to masticate. Tonights dish is brought to you by skillet meals. Yum #
  • 17:06 Just got home...holy down pour batman!! #
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(no subject) [May. 20th, 2010|07:02 pm]
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  • 19:24 Perez Hilton's formula for c list stardom: take one celebrity photo, add semen stain and or lolcat text via ms paint, add result to the web. #
  • 19:25 @sexsux i hope that works out for you buddy #
  • 19:25 @sexsux i listened to electronic music once back in the 90's i know what its all about. #
  • 19:38 Lyra loves her elmo phone. Put sloan to bed in the toy story cloths which came from the best person ever :-p #
  • 20:22 #wow a guildie is still calling my healing epic after me & a tank managed to down Heigen the unclean after the floor wiped the 8 other ppl #
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(no subject) [May. 19th, 2010|07:02 pm]
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  • 19:58 Watched the vampire's assistant last night. Didn't know I was signing up to see John C. Rieley in a fight scene #
  • 20:03 Is cracking your back a lot a bad thing??? #
  • 22:39 Has now completed [Keristrasza kills (Heroic Nexus)] 6 times.: 6 Keristrasza kills (Heroic Nexus). tinyurl.com/3a3fwzn #
  • 11:18 tinyurl.com/22u9fe8 was in front of my office building Monday #movies #
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(no subject) [May. 17th, 2010|07:00 pm]
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  • 22:28 @denae lol yep that sounds like the one for you #
  • 22:30 #anydaynow i'm going to figure out what the hell is going on with my wireless router's #boatloadoffail #
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(no subject) [May. 16th, 2010|07:00 pm]
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  • 09:30 #Ihaveatendency to eat from a bag of chips before knowing the flavor. Wheat thins Sour cream and chives is the worst thing ive ate this year #
  • 10:39 Ronnie James Dio is not dead www.pressubmit.com/516/ronnie-james-dio-is-not-dead/ stop freaking the frak out #
  • 10:41 @gk2gkgoddess BMI is an antiquated system to begin with, i doubt it has any room for variables such as limb loss. #
  • 10:51 my sons's first birthday party is today i have to get ready. #
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define the title you want [May. 16th, 2010|01:54 pm]
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  • 09:30 #Ihaveatendency to eat from a bag of chips before knowing the flavor. Wheat thins Sour cream and chives is the worst thing ive ate this year #
  • 10:39 Ronnie James Dio is not dead www.pressubmit.com/516/ronnie-james-dio-is-not-dead/ stop freaking the frak out #
  • 10:41 @gk2gkgoddess BMI is an antiquated system to begin with, i doubt it has any room for variables such as limb loss. #
  • 10:51 my sons's first birthday party is today i have to get ready. #
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(no subject) [May. 14th, 2010|10:00 pm]
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(no subject) [May. 14th, 2010|09:20 pm]
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i just realized i havent post anything here in freaking forever. Probably just gunna start using loudtweet or something to keep this going. Possible revision to everything coming soon.
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life...dont talk to me about life [Nov. 12th, 2009|05:53 am]
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(no subject) [Jun. 10th, 2009|04:31 pm]
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is a healthy family too much to ask for?
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write an essay, win a house [Mar. 5th, 2009|11:53 am]
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http://homefreehomecontest.com/
okay, so this is the website my wife is obessing over lately. I'm posting it on my LJ as a favor to her, but I'm not sure why she just doesn't use her own LJ. No biggie either way to me. Anyway, check it out. BTW, a general sorry to the blogosphere for not posting anything about anything recently.
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An Engineer's View of Santa Claus [Dec. 24th, 2008|02:49 pm]
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No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer which only Santa has ever seen.

There are 2 billion children (persons under 18) in the world. BUT since Santa doesn't (appear) to handle the Muslim, Hindu, Jewish and Buddhist children, that reduces the workload to 15% of the total - 378 million according to Population Reference Bureau. At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per household, that's 91.8 million homes. One presumes there's at least one good child in each.

Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west (which seems logical). This works out to 822.6 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with good children, Santa has 1/1000th of a second to park, hop out of the sleigh, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left, get back up the chimney, get back into the sleigh and move on to the next house.

Assuming that each of these 91.8 million stops are evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course, we know to be false but for the purposes of our calculations we will accept), we are now talking about 0.78 miles per household, a total trip of 71.604 million miles, not counting stops to do what most of us must do at least once every 31 hours, plus feeding etc. This means that Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second, 3,000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man-made vehicle on earth, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a poky 27.4 miles per second - a conventional reindeer can run, tops, 15 miles per hour.

The payload on the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium-sized lego set (2 pounds), the sleigh is carrying 321,300 tons, not counting Santa, who is invariably described as overweight. On land, conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds. Even granting that "flying reindeer" (see point #1) could pull TEN TIMES the normal amount, we cannot do the job with eight, or even nine. We need 214,200 reindeer. This increases the payload - not even counting the weight of the sleigh - to 353,430 tons. Again, for comparison - this is four times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth.

353,000 tons traveling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance - this will heat the reindeer up in the same fashion as spacecrafts re-entering the earth's atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer will absorb 14.3 QUINTILLION joules of energy per second each. In short, they will burst into flame almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them, and create deafening sonic booms in their wake. The entire reindeer team will be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a second. Santa, meanwhile, will be subjected to centrifugal forces 17,500.06 times greater than gravity. A 250-pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim) would be pinned to the back of his sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force.

In conclusion - If Santa ever DID deliver presents on Christmas Eve, he's been vaporized by now!
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